Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and...

From: Freda T Talao Jr


1pla meri PNG maretim waitman na tupla gat haus igat swimming pool. Taim tupla laik go swim tupla save hamamas na pilai igo ikam namel long tupla yet. 1pla taim tupla swim stap na pokim pokim sait blo tupela yet na kirap nogut meri ya kapupu insait long wara and bubble kamap antap long wara. Waitman blo em kirap nogut na askim "honey what's that?" Na em pointim go olsem long wara bubble baksait long meri blo em. Na meri tok "Honey I tickle you, you tickle me and I "pepe win"... lol

Sospen i boss

From: Sarah Watson


thanks for da add !!! looking forward to some jokes :)

heres one for the night .........

Man opim dor blo haus stret, pot bounce lo hed blo m. Meri askim, 'husait displa meri answerim fon blo u?', poro m faul..meri kirap tokim pikinini boy, 'u tok, meri ya tok 1m?' mangi sigarapim het na tok, mi ringm papa na 1pla meri tok, "ur cal wil b chargd afta d tone!"

Papa i sotwin long painim ston

 From:  Martin Maden  

Dispela tok pilai, mi bin putim em pinis igo insait long wanpela piksa oli kolim "Tinpis Run". Long "Tinpis Run" mi bin tanmi liklik gen na mi bin katim aut sampela hap. Tasol dispela long tamblo long hia em original. Stori ikam long Manus. Mi bin harim long 1983..

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Papa, i bin lusim pikinini long haus na em laik hait stil igo giris wantem narapela meri ken long gaden. Yu save, Papa em i bin pasim tingting pinis long paul wokabaut blong em yet, na em ino luksave olsem pikinini man blong em i bin tait ikam bihainim em long baksait istap.
Baga i taitim bun igo stret, na emi go kamap long arere long gaden blong ol lain gel pren blong em. Tasol planti lain i bin stap insait long gaden na baga man nau, em hait baksait long wanpela tapiok stap na lukluk tasol igo long gel pren.
Tasol gel pren tu ya blari sit, em ino lukluk ikam long tapiok blong em. Em bisi nambaut tasol long kamautim garas arere long ol taro. Olsem na man, papa ya em tait igo bagarap olgeta nau. Yu save em lukim hau gel pren i wok long kamautim ol garas na emi kisim filings. Leva blong em tu i ron hariap liklik na wei em i pulim win nau, man, kolostu em bai kamautim ol lip bilong tapiok tu ya.
Orait nau em stat long painim ol liklik ston nambaut blong toromoi igo long gel pren blong em. Tasol papa tu em olsem feelings bagarpim em na em ino toromoi ol ston steret. Em wok long popaia nambaut na ston igo pinis nau. Orait em lukluk strong yet long meri na em i putim han tasol ikam long baksait na painim ston nambaut igo ikam.

Man turangu, em kirap nogut steret taim pikinini man blong em yet i tok: "Papa em ya. Sampela mo ston ya. Sutim em." Ayo...

Papa i stilim kaikai blong ol pikinini

From Dan Jorgensen


Mama karim nupela pikinini, na bikpela pikinini meri i save kros, long wanem bebi i stap long susu olgeta taim, na i luk olsem mama lus tinktink long nambawan pikinini. Olsem na em i tinktink i stap - hau bai mi stretim wari bilong mi? Nogat - em painim sampela marasin nogut long bus, na wilwilim gut na wokim sampela samting nogut longen - em i ting olsem: taim ol i slip, mi putim sampela marasin long susu bilong mama, na kwiktaim dispela binatang bebi bai pinis. Tudak pinis, ol i slip, na em i wokim olsem. Tulait bruk, i go ausait na waswas, na bihain harim mama i krai. Meri i go long hap na tok, "olsem wanem?" Na mama bekim tok olsem: "trangu, Papa bilong yu indai pinis!"