Showing posts with label Not in my Church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not in my Church. Show all posts

Friday, 15 July 2011

Ninja Congregation

From: Gray Puinam


Pasto askim congragatson blo m lo church na no save spak man to m stap. m singaut: umi olgeta lo hea u sait em karem pawa? ol man singaut, Jesus. spak man stap baksit mete singaut cam, PNG Powa. ol man meri ol tanim fes go lo m. na pasto singaut ken, u sait m karem pawa? olgeta singaut gen, Jesus na spak ma sigaun gen, PNG powa. nau bel blo pasto m kaskas nau. nau m singaut 3rd one nau. u sait i gat powa? olget sinagaut Jesus na sipak man singaut PNG powa gen nau pasto kiram na tok: I cast u in da naim of Jesus! sipak man singaut: cam n I blok it, na crosim han blo m.

Thursday, 7 July 2011

Main Switch Board

From: Berry Loli


Tripla man complain long wanem wok, em stap long time, long ples graun. Bricklayer tok wok blon em kamap pas bikos ol lain Egypt wokim pyramid long time bipo. Kampenta tok wok blon em stap long time, long wanem sip blon Noah ol wokim pas. Pawa man lap isi tasol na tok, time bikman tok there shall be light. Na yutupla ting husait tru sanap long main switch board?

Mi giamanim God tasol ya

From: Martin Maden 


Papa na pikinini tupela i laik igo toromoi huk long painim pis. Tupela i wok long redim kanu i stap na Papa i tokim pikinini: "Yumi tupela pasim ai na yumi pre pastem bifo yumi go antap long solwara". Papa i pre: "Got Papa, mitupela pikinini i laik go hukim pis. Mitupela i pre olsem bai you givim planti pis long mitupela. Sapos yu givim planti pis long mitupela, bai mitupela givim ol bikpela pis long yu na ol liklik tasol bai mitupela karim igo long peles". 


Taim tupela i go antap long solwara nau, man, tupela ino isi long pulim pis. Taim kanu i pulap liklik nau em tupela i pul igo bek sua. Tupela i klinim ol pis pinis, na putim ol igo long basket na tupela i stat wokabaut igo long haus nau. Tasol pikinini i tingim pre blong papa na em askim: "Papa, na yu tok taim yu pre olsem ol bikpela pis bai yumi tupela givim long Got ya? Papa i tok: "Sssh. Pasim maus, mi bin giamanim Got tasol ya".

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Haitim ol stick, ston blo yupla

From: Joyce Kuri 


Misis laik beten lo kaikai na boi ros kam sidaun na olgeta samting lo trausis kapsait kam autsait. Misis lukim na tok 'bipo lo yumi beten, displa em no ples blo kros-pait. So inap yupla haitim ol stick, ston blo yupla'.

Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur

 From: Joyce Kuri


Wanpla lapun papa go lo wanpla crusade na ol lain singsing 'Crucified laid behind the stone'. 
Lapun ting ol bagarapim Satan na em pulim lo sinsing olsem, 'Lu-ci-fer baby dinosaur'.