Lapun lukim em yet long mirror

From: Ceslie Kauvu Hou


Lapun man laik go lukim ol pupu blon en lon Mosbi na kam kalap lon balus. Lusim Wewak go insait lon balus nau stap liklik, em laik go pispis na askim wokmeri lon balus meri ya kisim em go sowimem hap lon go pispis, lapun man opim doa laik go isait kam bak out ken man hamas taim em makin olsen. Igo nau ken, go askim meri ya lon balus, mi laik go insait na olget taim mi go wanpla man stap insait. Meri ya kam lukimya nogat lapun lukim em yet lon mirror na ting wanpla man stap insait.


hope that made you laugh hehehe

Bad Lock na Master Key

From: Delilah Kond

wanpla besti salim disla kam oh (*shshs laf lo u yet*):
Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a Pamuk. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him Pawa Mangi. How come?
Man replies:
Very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's called a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a Master Key.

Jumping to a Conclusion

From:Jack Steven

Wanpela paps go long Lae show na lukim ol wait man kalap long parasut. Man, tingting kilim em taim em igo bek long peles sampela dei bihain. Wanpela morning taim em kirap na tokim ol lain long peles olsem em bai soim wanpela nupela samting ol wait i mekim na em lukim long show. Boy kisim ambrela bilong tambu meri bilong em na tokim ol lain long peles kam bung long as bilong wanpela bikpela diwai namel long peles. Bagaros igo antap pinis em opim ambrela na tok em bai kalap na bai flot isi isi kam daun, man indai bilong em stret taim em kalap na ambrela ya, wind opim.

Ol isave tok, PNG, land of the unexpected.. ha ha ha ha ha